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election_year: 2015
party_id: loony
party_name: Official Monster Raving Loony Party
party_leader: Alan Hope
political_spectrum: satirical
victory: false
government_outcome: opposition
sections:
  - education
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# Official Monster Raving Loony Party Manifesto 2015

## The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

### 2015 General Election Manicfesto

*The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto*

*Just a sample of what you'd get by voting for insanity… …you know it makes sense!*

*Vote now (well, on 7th May actually). Vote OMRLP!*

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- **A.** AIR bags will be fitted to the Stock Exchange immediately, ready for the next crash.
- **B.** BRITAIN will exit Europe and join the Duchy of Cornwall to benefit from tax exemptions.
- **C.** CAPITAL Punishment will be opposed on the grounds that it is unfair to Londoners.
- **D.** DATA will be secured, placed in a brown bag and hidden in the PM's socks and pants drawer.
- **E.** Education. All University Tuition fees for women would be free as we are strong believers in Female intuition. (Due to gender equality laws we would include males as well.)
- **F.** FRIVOLOUS Fraud Office setup to inspect fraud too silly for the Serious Fraud Office.
- **G.** GREYHOUND racing will be banned to prevent the country going to the dogs.
- **H.** HALF the grey squirrels will be painted red to increase the red squirrel population.
- **I.** INNOCENT prisoners will be released in order to reduce prison overcrowding.
- **J.** JOBSEEKERS will be made to stand two abreast in order to halve dole queues.
- **K.** KIDS will be made to sit closer together on smaller desks in order to reduce school class sizes.
- **L.** LONDON Marathon free to anyone finishing in sub-2 hours wearing large clown's shoes.
- **M.** MEGA carwash will be created by punching holes in the roof of the Channel Tunnel.
- **N.** NATIONAL debt will be cleared by putting it all on our credit card.
- **O.** OAPS will qualify for a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance if temperatures exceed 70 degrees.
- **P.** PUDDLES deeper than 3 inches will be marked by a yellow plastic duck.
- **Q.** QUITTERS will be encouraged not to start in the first place to improve their self esteem.
- **R.** REGULATIONS concerning car boot sales will be relaxed to permit selling of all car parts.
- **S.** STAMP duty will be cancelled as stamps are expensive enough without having to pay duty.
- **T.** TERRORISTS will be made to wear Bells and Horns so we know where they are.
- **U.** UNRULY teenagers will be superglued together as if you can't beat them, join them.
- **V.** VEHICLES will be fitted with bungy ropes in order to save fuel on the return journey.
- **W.** WIND farms will be created nationwide, where breaking wind will be encouraged.
- **X.** X-RAY machines will be manned by a skeleton staff.
- **Y.** YELLOW lines will be painted where you can park instead of where you can't to save money.
- **Z.** ZEBRA crossings will be made permissible to all animals wishing to cross the road.